There are certain rules in my dads car. Rules that I CAN NOT SIMPLY COMPREHEND. I've made a list of all the things that I hate when sitting in my dads car, WHICH IS THE ONLY CAR I EVER SIT IN ANYWAYS.

1. The most hated of the hated: My dads driving. He drives incredibly slow. I don't know whether he wants to drive slow or his brain is malfunctioning and he sees his speed as fast. Everytime he picks me up from school, I'd rush out and get into the car quickly so he can drive and avoid traffic since school is located in a private area and .. only has one main route out. Anyways, I get into the car and what does he do?? DRIVE SLOW. WHYYYYYY. I'm helping you out here because you hate traffic too and you drive slow?!!?!

Not only that, I know he's like an obedient drive.. but you're like 50 something... he drives like 20 km/hr in a school zone. He drives so so so so slow, the kids on the pathways can walk faster than us. All I'm thinking in my head the entire time I'm in the car with him is 'Press the damn accelerator. Press it. PRESS IT.'

This is still one point. Maybe I should split it.

2. My dad's a very safe driver and not a risk taker. When I sleep over at my grandmas on weekdays to go to school, he'd drive me there every night. And when he drives, I'm in a rush to watch my tv shows LOL Like now! BIG BROTHER. So he drives slow... yet again. And because we live in a private street and when he tries to enter a main street, he wants the closest car to be at least 200m away so he can merge. I'm like 'Dad, you can fit 2 cars within that space, 2 CARSSSSS'. Why am I complaining about my dad's driving LOL .. just had a moment there AHAHHAHAHA. Anyways, ooooh! When a car is double parking or waiting for another car to drive out so they can park in, my dad waits behind the one waiting.... I'm thinking.. DAD YOU CAN DRIVE AROUND IT SO YOU WON'T HOLD UP ALL THE OTHER CARS IN THE BACK OR ELSE THEY'LL BEEP AT YOU.

3. Dad likes to give way for cars. He always always always always does. Particularly after school. Even if we've been stuck in traffic for 20-30 minutes, he still has the patience to allow cars in the line. And when they don't respond because they're looking somewhere else or at their phone, he gets frustrated. Oh... really... I just want to go home. I know this is like a generous thing but WE'VE BEEN STUCK IN TRAFFIC FOR SO LONGGGG LOL

4. On scorching hot days, my dad does not turn the aircon on in the car. Because spring has sprung, it has been quite hot these few days. BUT in summer, early this year during February when it was HOTTT, dad would pick me up from school and I'm literally drenched in my own sweat. You know what he does?! HE OPENS THE WINDOWS. ALL THAT HOT AIR FILLING UP OUR CAR. WHY NOT THE AIRCON?!!?!? And when he does turn on the aircon, it's never on full blast. NEVER. EVER. It's either the first or second from the bottom. We have a descent car too, RAV4.

5. Easily distracted. Dad has a tendency to become interested in what he sees when he drives. When people cross roads, he'll look at them walk til they disappear into a shop or get into their car. He'd look at people who looks familiar or family or when there is police cars.. OMGGGGGG. When he drives past a police car...... 10 KM/HR. IT'S LIKE TOTAL OBEDIENCE. AND HE LOOKS AT THEM. DON'T LOOK AT THE DAMN POLICE OFFICERS. JUST FREAKING DRIVE PAST. lol. Yeah when he gets distracted he drives ultimately slow. lol.

I hope you learnt a lot about my dad and my hate for his driving. It's just one of those things okay!!?!?! LOL Friday, September 7, 2012 6:08 PM